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OATH
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I , Vanessa Gu, swear to love D.Gray-Man's Yullen, and dedicate my life to Yullen-ship, no matter how many times I will have to make tempura soba for Yuu Kanda.
No matter how many plates I'll have to wash just because Allen Walker eats too much.
No matter how many mitarashi dango I will make for Allen.
No matter how many times they bicker, I will always enjoy their bickering.
No matter how many times LavixKanda fans will flame us.
No matter what stupid things the church will say.
I swear to love them even if other ships try to SINK US --even they cannot. No one can ever bring my love and spirit down.
I swear to never sink as low as even considering LavixKanda.
I swear on my hands, my arms, my life.
I swear on all my manga.
I swear on cyberspace.
I swear on anything even remotely precious to me, exept Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Katsura Hoshino, D.Gray-Man and Yullen.
I will undeniably continue living for Allen x Kanda (A.K.A. Yullen) from this day on and forever.
SIGNED, Vanessa Gu (A.K.A. Bani).
August 24th, 2008.
Loving Yullen since alongtimeago (around 2007~2008).
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MY WILL
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THIS IS THE WILL OF VANESSA GU, WHO WILL HOPEFULLY HAVE ALREADY CHANGED HER STUPID NAME.
PLEASE CARRY ON MY DEATH WISHES AS IF YOU WERE TO DIE.
Just be glad this isn't a list of things I want to do before I die, because then my computer would explode from data overload.
Muahahaha. Dear reader, If you somehow stumbled apon this loser's will-- congratulations!
(Even though I doubt my DS will even last a couple more years... 8'D)
You know, I always knew my will would be written on a computer. :C Not surprising.
Andyway, I have just pretty much just cursed you to fulfill my biddings and wishes just incase I somehow die. 'cause y'know. Dead people tell no tales.
OK. My first wish is to have every new chapter of D.Gray-Man read to me at my grave. And if the series has already ended, reread it to me. And read me new Katsura Hoshino works. And then other mangas. MUAHAJAJAJAMAHOJAHA-CHOKE.
Please collect the best pictures of Yullen, and decorate my tombstone with them so much that only the text shows through.
Oh, and include a really nice picture of SasuNaru. >;3
Oh yeah, as for that thing above my will called OATH, so put that on my tombstone. Oh, and can I have my tomb stone made in white marble? That'd be nice. And have a golden Timcanpy sit on top of it. :'3
And also, gut and kill any dog that dare pisses on my tombstone. Or let it bleed internally. Just not cats, unless they get comething on my Yullen pictures. And if my corpse is buried, please make sure my coffin is bug and germ-proof.
Decorate my coffin with Yullen.
Take all my D.Gray-Man volumes, collected Yullen fanfiction, and doujinshi and bury them with me in the coffin.
SasuNaru'd be nice, too. And if I'm incinerated, burn everything I mentioned with me. And other fandom's things.
And if I leave behind bowel emptyings, burn that seperately and scatterblind all the people I hate with it. Muahaha.
And leave all my debts with the people I hate, too. :'D If anyone asks, they're my distant relatives or friends.
As for my other valuables and money, give it all to my child if I have one, and if not, to XDchan [Krystal Grouette]. If she's still alive.
Also, please make Krystal lose enough weight so she can fulfill the wish of how she wants to die. She should take diving lessons too. She wants to die after finishing reading Bleach, and jump off some place really high so she can look up at the sky. And like, pull off cool acrobatic moves. XDDD I'd just want to die after reading all my favourite manga, in my sleep. > __>"As for my internet friends; Kara Geoffrey, Andy Kidwell, Evan Worman, Cassandra Lynn ???, Matt Moreno, Menou, and anyone else I forgot...
Give them my regards and send them "I LIVED FOR BANI AND YULLEN" T-shirts and sweaters. :'D
Andyway, take careee. :'9
P.S. No, I'm not suicidal. D:< I have much to live for. Like Yullen.
P.S.S. I wonder if I'm going to hell? Hmm...
P.S.S.S. My last words should be...
"My will... is on my NDS... Listen, I love Yu- (this is the part where I confuse the listener)" *COUGHHACKHACK*
"I love Yullen..."
HAH. That'd be neat. 8'D
Insincerely not yours, Vanessa Gu, BANI.
Written August 24th, 2008.









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muyu (/ω\ )
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Elleon Stormwrath
(formerly taintedmonz)
I make siggies and I render images. Is that art?
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"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be expierenced."
your style is very light and cute! You should try linearting with microns or with Photoshop ;D
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through destruction, new destruction begins
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Morana
XDDDD
Just kidding.
You're welcome~
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Coo Coo ;; La Chuu~<3
My OTP :: Yullen (Kanda Yuu x Allen Walker).
Other Pairings: SasuNaru(NaruHina), SebaCiel, JoshNeku, ChiguRakan, and ViriFuta.
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Morana
XDD I'm just trying to give you a hard time.
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Coo Coo ;; La Chuu~<3
My OTP :: Yullen (Kanda Yuu x Allen Walker).
Other Pairings: SasuNaru(NaruHina), SebaCiel, JoshNeku, ChiguRakan, and ViriFuta.
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